Butchering the Human Carcass for Human Consumption

[Gnostic]

Church of Euthanasia
http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/index.html

The One Commandment:
"Thou shalt not procreate"

The Four Pillars:
suicide - abortion
cannibalism - sodomy
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Butchering the Human Carcass for Human Consumption
by Bob Arson
This is a step-by-step guide on how to break down the human body from the
full figure into serviceable choice cuts of meat. As in any field, there are
a number of methods to the practice, and you may wish to view this as a set
of suggestions rather than concrete rules. You will notice that the carving
of the larger or "commercial" cuts down into smaller specific or "retail"
cuts will be only mentioned in passing, and not concentrated upon. Also, the
use of human fat and viscera is generally avoided, and left only to the most
experimental chef. These choices, along with recipes and serving
suggestions, are nearly infinite in variety, and we leave them to you. We've
found these guidelines to be simple and functional, but recognize that there
is always room for improvement and we welcome your suggestions.
http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/e-sermons/butcher.html


Bob Arson's White Devil Dinky-Dao Mothafucka Bobbacoo Sauce
Marinade/Baste/Dip/Bloody Leroy Mix
Ingredients:

1 8 oz. can tomato sauce
1 6 oz. can tomato paste
1 cup black coffee
3/4 cup beer (Killian's Red preferred)
3/4 cup fruit juice (citrus: orange/pineapple/mango type)
2 tblsp. whiskey
1 tblsp. lemon juice
1 tblsp. worcestershire sauce
1 tblsp. vinegar (red wine garlic preferred)
3 cloves garlic. minced
3 jalepeno peppers, minced
1/4 large onion, minced 1/8 red, 1/8 white preferred)
2 1/2 tsp. liquid smoke
2 tblsp. brown sugar
1 tblsp. molasses
1 1/2 tblsp. crushed red pepper
1 cube beef bouillon
1 1/2 tsp. salt
1 1/2 tsp ground black pepper
1 1/2 tsp. paprika
1 1/2 tsp. cayenne pepper
3 dashes basil
3 dashes oregano
3 dashes savory
ashes of one fine thin joint
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[Barbi Satin]

Post by Gnostic
Church of Euthanasia
http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/index.html
"Thou shalt not procreate"
suicide - abortion
cannibalism - sodomy
--
Butchering the Human Carcass for Human Consumption
by Bob Arson
This is a step-by-step guide on how to break down the human body from the
full figure into serviceable choice cuts of meat. As in any field, there are
a number of methods to the practice, and you may wish to view this as a set
of suggestions rather than concrete rules. You will notice that the carving
of the larger or "commercial" cuts down into smaller specific or "retail"
cuts will be only mentioned in passing, and not concentrated upon. Also, the
use of human fat and viscera is generally avoided, and left only to the most
experimental chef. These choices, along with recipes and serving
suggestions, are nearly infinite in variety, and we leave them to you. We've
found these guidelines to be simple and functional, but recognize that there
is always room for improvement and we welcome your suggestions.
http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/e-sermons/butcher.html
Bob Arson's White Devil Dinky-Dao Mothafucka Bobbacoo Sauce
Marinade/Baste/Dip/Bloody Leroy Mix
1 8 oz. can tomato sauce
1 6 oz. can tomato paste
1 cup black coffee
3/4 cup beer (Killian's Red preferred)
3/4 cup fruit juice (citrus: orange/pineapple/mango type)
2 tblsp. whiskey
1 tblsp. lemon juice
1 tblsp. worcestershire sauce
1 tblsp. vinegar (red wine garlic preferred)
3 cloves garlic. minced
3 jalepeno peppers, minced
1/4 large onion, minced 1/8 red, 1/8 white preferred)
2 1/2 tsp. liquid smoke
2 tblsp. brown sugar
1 tblsp. molasses
1 1/2 tblsp. crushed red pepper
1 cube beef bouillon
1 1/2 tsp. salt
1 1/2 tsp ground black pepper
1 1/2 tsp. paprika
1 1/2 tsp. cayenne pepper
3 dashes basil
3 dashes oregano
3 dashes savory
ashes of one fine thin joint
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Just disgusting! 6 oz. of tomato paste would make the meat bitter!