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across the United States on April 7 under the headline, "Rightwing
Extremism: Current Economic and Political Climate Fueling Resurgence
in Radicalization and Recruitment."
Members of the "Timothy McVeigh Memorial Martyrs Brigade" were said to
be quite upset over this potential government intrusion into their
Proven Fraud and Disgrace (and Timothy S. Watson sock) "Col. Bill
Kilgore" also expressed fury that his presently inoperative rubber
dingy the "S.S. Finding Nemo" might be sank as a terrorist vessel.
"I've had some pretty bad luck with my past inner-tube yachts.....the
last thing I need is an increase in the odds against this one's
survival", Timothy S. Kilgore was quoted as muttering in a delusional
stammer to nobody in particular.